Nani (my dog, an 80 lb golden lab) walks by
G-ma: Hi Nani!
Nani leaves. Immediately, Boo (an orange cat) rubs up against G-ma's ankles
G-pa: Hey kitty, kitty!
G-ma: Pff, that's not a kitty-kitty!
G-pa: It's not?...
G-ma: It's Nani!
Nani returns, having heard her name.
G-ma: Hey Nani. (shoots look to my sister in sudden realization of complete and utter fail)